actual dinner conversation in india

[adman]

with one of my uncles who owns a general store in punjab

me:haanji hor kamm kiddhaan

uncle: bass vadhiyaa...

me: you guys have like little bit of everything right, maybe ill stop by the store tomarrow

uncle: product line focus kar litti aah hun, tey naam wi change kar ditta

me: focused into what

uncle: chaar k saal pehlaan mein item sirf ladies undergarment rakhan di decision banalaii si

me: ok

uncle: aaaho it does really well

me: I bet

uncle: assi saari size carry kardeyaan

me: ill be their first thing in the morning

[admin]

khatri merchants

LMFAO

[adman]

dude...my dream workplace

a bra store

hell ill even pretend to be gay to get a job at victoRIAAs secret but I think the bonner will give it away

[tac]