ped ex

[adman]

i went down to ped ex...speedin..on ma corolla...hittin the wiper blade accidently everytime i wanted the turn signal...pull in 2 mins to spare.....stick the documents ma pop signed into the envelope....write the address in india he gave me...down..as fast as my shaky jerkoff hand can write with that germ infested pen of theirs......get to the counter..mean ass lady/laidaa

"whats the zip code"

itch what u mean zip code its goin to india...third world...they cant afford zip codes their...

slams a thickass book in front of me

opens page to india....look here...its gott buncha codes on it...

me: maybe punjab dont have zip codes yet

lady: POONJAAB, right here

me: hold on i have to call home

lady: rolls eyes

me on cell with mom: zip code ki aaaaa

mom: 90210

me: thats beverly hills....im talkin bout back in punjab

phark...i gotta drive out in the mornin again....i doubt those penduz back home know what a zip code is

me: uncle zip ki aa
uncle in india: ykk

[-BlazeBhangra-]

mom: 90210

me: thats beverly hills....im talkin bout back in punjab

lmao

951

no mom thats the area code

55829

no mom thats our house address

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mom ill call u later