Post by 5abikuri10 on Mar 19, 2008 17:06:16 GMT -5
What fits in a sock
Feels better than sock
It vibrates a bit
Feels great on your clit
It's big -it's fleshy - it's ribbed
its a dildo
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Disclaimer:
Some dildoes not exactly as shown. Batteries not included. Not to be used as a flotation device. Some animal testing has occurred. Please use a lubricant. Insert rounded end first. Not for use in the shower. [glow=red,2,300]May cause choking if used improperly[/glow]. Vaginal flatulence may ensue. If swallowed, do not induce vomiting. Discontinue use if irritation or abnormal swelling occur. May induce labour in pregnant women. Dill-Dough Brand Dildoes have caused cancer in some laboratory animals. Do not use excessive force while inserting dildo. May explode if placed in fire. Dill-Dough Brand Dildoes are not intended to replace the male sexual organ - only as a temporary substitute when a pennies is not readily available
